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GORSE MAN

Step aside Francis Bourgeois, there's a new TikTok star in town.  GORSE MAN  Who's that you say?  Well, if you're asking that, then Ok Boomer, you can find out all you need to know about Gorse Man here and now. Put down your Pink Floyd 25 CD box set for just one moment and read this... Gorse Man first emerged on TikTok in early 2022, when most younglings were spending 12 hours a day staring at their smartphones and chuckling to Francis B's rail antics (and also snapping their fingers and shouting 'sick'). Much like young Francis making the terminally uncool hobby of trainspotting fashionable, Gorse Man hopes to do the same for lovers of the evergreen shrub. He has been a lover of all things Gorse since childhood and believes that there are many closet Gorse fanatics out there just looking for someone cool to champion their cause.   At first he had just a few followers (less than 3) but within a month he had 12 and within 6 weeks somewhere between 99 and 112 (the...